A guy and his girlfriend go to a Halloween party and neither of them are wearing costumes

A guy and his girlfriend go to a Halloween party and neither of them are wearing costumes

The guy is carrying his gf on his back, piggyback-style, when the host approaches them.

He says “Hey, great to see you and all, but you know this is a Halloween party. Where are your costumes?”

The guy says “We have costumes. I’m a turtle and this is Michelle.”

What do you think?

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