A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor.
He explains that he is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had more than one complaint from the ladies.
“Doctor,” he asked, in total frustration, “Is there anything you can do for me?”
The doctor replies, “Medically son, there is nothing I can do.”
“But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you.”
So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.
The man visits the witch and relays his story.
“Witch, my manhood is 25 inches long and I need help. Can anything be done to help me? You’re my last hope!”
The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, “I think I may be able to help you.”
“Do this,” the witch tells the man.
“Go deep into the forest. You will find a pond.”
“In this pond, you will find a frog sitting on a log. This frog has magic.”
“You say to the frog, ‘will you marry me?’”
“When the frog says ‘no’, you will find your problem has shrunken 5 inches.”
The man’s face lit up and he dashed off into the forest.
He found the magic frog in the pond, sitting on a log, as the witch described.
He called out to the frog, “Will you marry me?”
The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, “NO!”
The man looked down and suddenly his manhood was 5 inches shorter.
“WOW,” he screamed out loud, “This is great!”
But at 20 inches it was still too long, so he asked the frog again.
“Frog, will you marry me?” the guy shouted.
The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, “NO!”
The man felt another twitch in his groin, looked down, and it was another 5 inches shorter.
The man laughed, “This is fantastic!”
He looked down at his weapon again, 15 inches long, and reflected for a moment.
15 inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal.
Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out,
“Frog will you marry me?”
The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head,
“How many times do I have to tell you?”…
“NO, NO, NO!”