A man escapes from prison

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns, and finds a young couple in bed
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair
He ties the girl to the bed and he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, and then gets up and goes into the bathroom
While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife, “Listen, this guy is an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years
I saw how he kissed your neck
If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you
This guy is probably very dangerous
If he gets angry, he’ll kill us
Be strong, honey
I love you.” His wife responds, “He wasn’t kissing my neck
He was whispering in my ear
He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline
I told him it was in the bathroom
Be strong honey
I love you, too!”

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