A man is praying and gets trolled by God

A man is praying in church.

He looks up to heaven and says, “God, could you answer a question for me?”

“Of course, my son,” says God, “What would you like to know?”

“God, what is a million years to you?”

“Well,” says God, “A million years to me is as a second.”

“Hmm,” says the man. “I guess I understand.”

“So what is a million dollars to you then?”

“My son,” God says, “A million dollars to me is as a penny.”

“Hmm,” says the man.

He goes back to praying.

After a little while the man looks up again,…

“God,” he asks, “Can I have a penny?”

“Sure,” God says,…

“Just a second.”

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