A man stops at the dentist before his game of golf

A man and his wife walked into a dentist’s office.

The man said to the dentist, “Doc, I’m in a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf.”

“We have a 10:00am tee time at the best golf course in town and its 9:30 already. I don’t have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!”

“So forget about the anaesthetic, just pull the tooth and be done with it.”

The dentist thought to himself, my goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain.

So the dentist asked him, “Which tooth is it, sir?”

The man turned to his wife and said,…

“Open your mouth honey and show him.”

I asked the doctor how do they determine whether or not a patient should be commited

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