A Marine away on deployment recieved a letter from his GF, informing him of her cheating

A Marine was deployed to the Middle East.

While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend:

Dear Ken, I can no longer continue our relationship, the distance between us is too great.

I must confess that I have cheated on you twice, and this situation is not fair for either of us.

I’m really sorry.

Love, Penny.

P.S – Please return the picture you have of me.

The Marine was clearly hurt by his ex’s letter.

So he came up with a plan to exact a bit of revenge.

He asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they had of mothers, sisters, girlfriends, cousins, ex-girlfriends, or aunts.

After a while, he had obtained a sizeable collection.

He stuffed all the various photos into an envelope, including the picture of Penny, along with this letter:

Penny, I can’t quite remember which one you are.

Please take your picture from the pile and return the rest.

Take care, Ken.

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