A Missionary spots a couple in the grass making love – so he says this to the Chief

A Missionary on a South Pacific Island was walking with the Village Chief teaching him English.

As they passed a stream the missionary pointed and said to the chief “Stream”.

The Chief looked and repeated “Stream”.

They walked a little further on the path and the Missionary pointed to a bird and said “Bird”.

The Chief looked and repeated “Bird”.

A little farther down the path the missionary spotted a couple making love in the grass.

Not really knowing what to say to the chief, the missionary said “Man riding Bicycle”.

The Chief looked, then pulled out his blowgun, and shot two poisoned darts into them.

The missionary was horrified and asked the chief why he did it.

The Chief replied,

“Man riding My Bicycle”.

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