A Penguin Was Driving Through Arizona

A vacationing penguin is driving his car through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on.

He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor.

He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

The mechanic does a quick inspection, and tells the penguin it could take an hour or two to find out what is wrong with his car.

So the penguin goes for a walk around town.

He sees an ice-cream shop, and being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot.

He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat.

Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he’s found the problem.

The mechanic looks up and says, “It looks like you blew a seal.”

“No no,” the penguin replies,…

“It’s just ice cream.”

What do you think?

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