A priest is walking through Kings Cross (a rough area of town), when a woman approached him and says
“Do you want a naughty? 200 bucks.”
“Certainly not,” he mutters and hurries on. Soon he passed near another woman who says “$200 for a naughty. Interested?”
“No thank you,” he replies flusteredly.
As he comes near a third woman she again offers him a naughty for $200, which he of course refuses. Arriving back at the abbey, he happens upon the Mother Superior. Curiosity gets the better of him and he asks, “Mother…er…what’s a naughty?
She replies “Two hundred dollars, just like in Kings Cross.”
