A redneck from Kentucky gets married.
On his wedding night, he finds his bride in the sexiest piece of lingerie he’s ever laid eyes on.
She looks at him and says, “I want you to know that you’ll be my first and only man!”
The redneck quickly re-dresses and angrily grabs his wife and throws her in the truck and drops her off at her parents home.
A few minutes later his father calls and asks what’s the matter.
To which the redneck replies,
”If she ain’t good enough for her own family, she ain’t good enough for mine!”