What’s the first thing bats learn in school?
How do girl vampires flirt?
They bat their eyes.
How do vampires get into their houses?
Through the bat flap.
What happens when a bat dies?
The newspaper prints their obaturary.
Where do bats practice their baseball?
In the batting cage.
Why are most softball games played at night?
Because the bats have to sleep during the day.
How did the two bat lovers first meet?
On a blind date.
What do you call a baby bat?
Where do bats take a shower?
In the bat room.
How are bats like real-estate agents?
It’s all echo-location location location.