Burt worked in a dill pickle factory.
For many years, he had a powerful, almost uncontrollable desire to put his member in the pickle slicer.
Unable to stand it any longer, he finally sought professional help from the factory psychologist.
After six months of intense therapy, however, the frustrated therapist gave up.
He then advised Burt to just go ahead and do it, otherwise, he would probably never have any peace of mind.
The next day Burt came home from work very early.
His wife, Helen, became alarmed and wanted to know what had happened.
For the first time, Burt tearfully confessed to his wife his tormenting desire to put his manhood in the pickle slicer.
He went on to explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately fired.
Helen gasped and ran over to her husband.
She quickly yanked down his pants and underwear only to find him completely intact.
She looked up and said, “I don’t understand. What about the pickle slicer?”
“I think she got fired, too.”