Christmas Joke – A young boy patiently waits in line to meet Santa

A young boy patiently waits in line to meet Santa until finally it’s his turn. He confidently walks up and hops on Santa’s lap…ready to tell Santa exactly what he wants for Christmas.

Santa: Hello there young man! Have you been a good boy this year?

Boy: Of course Santa!

Santa: Do you want Santa to guess what you’d like for Christmas?

Boy: Sure!

Santa: Do you want a t-o-y? (Tapping his finger on the boys nose with every letter)

Boy: Nope!

Santa: Do you want some c-a-n-d-y? (Again, tapping the boys nose with every letter)

Boy: Nope!

Santa: (confuses) Hmmm…well what do you want then?

Boy: I want some p-u-s-s-y. And don’t tell me you don’t have any because I can smell it on your finger.

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