It is the Christmas season and the judge is in a benevolent mood. He asks the accused man, “Well, Mr. Jones, what crime were you accused of committing this time of the year ?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early, your honor,” replies Mr. Jones humbly.
“That’s no crime,” comments the judge. “What time did you do your early Christmas shopping?”
“Just before the store opened.”
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