Christmas joke : Santa slides down a chimney

Santa slides down a chimney to find a beautiful woman sitting in a chair in her pajamas. She smiles, “Hey Santa, I’ve always wanted to get fucked by you.” Santa shakes his head, “Ho, Ho, Ho, Santa’s gotta go. Gotta bring toys to the kiddies you know!” With that, he slides back up the chimney.

Santa slides down the next chimney to find yet another beautiful woman sitting in a chair in a flannel nightgown. She smiles, “Merry Christmas, Santa. Wanna fuck?” Once again Santa says, “Ho, Ho, Ho, Santa’s gotta go. Gotta bring toys to the kiddies you know!” Again he leaves.

Santa slides down another chimney. This time he finds another beautiful woman wearing the sexiest lingerie. She’s fingering herself furiously as Santa exits the chimney. Moaning, she cries out, “Oh Santa, fuck me hard!”

“Hey, Hey, Hey, Santa’s gotta stay. Can’t get up the chimney with my dick this way!”

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