Dracula Jokes

Did you know vampires aren’t real?

Unless you Count Dracula.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.

Why did Dracula take cold medicine?

To stop his coffin.

For Halloween I’ve got a job making plastic Draculas.

There’s only two of us working here so I have to make every second count.

What do you get when Dracula bites a pig?
A hampire.

Why can’t Superman beat Dracula?

Because he’s afraid to go into the crypt tonight.

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Count Dracula returned a mirror to my shop yesterday.

He said it wasn’t faulty, he just couldn’t see himself using it.

What happened when Dracula uploaded illegal content to YouTube?

A Count suspended.

What do you think?

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