Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years.
A few days before the group’s annual departure date, John’s new wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t allowed to go.
John’s fishing buddies are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do?
Two days later the three get to the camping site, and find John sitting there, his tent up, firewood gathered, dinner roasting on the fire, and of course, drinking a cold beer.
“Heck, John? How long have you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?!”
“Well,” said John, “I’ve been here since last night.”
Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my recliner when my wife came up behind me, put her hands over my eyes, and asked, ‘Guess who?’”
“I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing nothing but a see-through nightie!”
“She took my hand and lead me into the bedroom, where she’d lit candles and put rose-petals all over the room.”
“You see, she’s been reading ’50 Shades of Grey’…”
“On the bed she had handcuffs and ropes!”
“She winked and said to tie her up and cuff her to the bed.”
“So I did.”
“And then she said in a sexy voice,”…
“Do whatever you want!”
“So, lads, here I am!”