An old blind cowboy goes into a bar.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,…
“Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things,”…
“The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.”
“The bouncer is a blonde man with a ‘Billy-Club’.”
“I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.”
“The man sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.”
“The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.”
“Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy,”…
“Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
“Not a chance,”…
“I’m not going to waste my morning explaining it over and over.”
