Funny Dracula Jokes

What song does Dracula hate most?

You Are My Sunshine.
Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?

Because he’s a pain in the neck.

Why doesn’t anybody like Dracula?

He has a bat temper.

What’s Dracula’s family car called?

A mobile blood unit.

Why did Dracula go to the dentist?
He had a fang-ache.

Why did Dracula split up with his girlfriend after she had a blood test?
Because she wasn’t his type.

What is Dracula’s favorite restaraunt?
Murder King.

How does Dracula like to have his food served?
In bite-sized pieces.

Why did Dracula turn vegetarian?

Because he heard that steak was bad for his heart.

Why did Dracula flunk art class?

Because he could only draw blood.
What did Dracula say when he was given a present?

Fangs a lot.

How does Count Dracula feel after a long night?

Dead on his feet.

Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires?

Because he liked to see new blood in the business.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Where does Dracula keep his savings?
At the blood bank.

Where does Dracula water ski?

On Lake Erie.

What do you call Count Dracula’s cookout?

Vampire campfire.

Where does Dracula go on vacation?

The Isle of Fright.

What do you think?

Three pastors were having lunch at a diner.

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