Funny Halloween Joke: Three guys run into a museum to hide from the horde of Zombies coming

Three guys run into a museum to hide from the horde of Zombies coming down the road.

While looking for something to eat and drink, one of the survivors finds a golden lamp.

The man picks it up, and gives it a good shake… and, of course, in a swirl of smoke, out pops a genie.

Saying what genies love to say, he says, “Since you have freed me, you are bestowed with three wishes, but since there is three of you, you are granted one wish each.”

The first man blurts out,

“I wish I was back with my family before the zombie apocalypse ever happened!”

POOF, the first man vanishes in a swirl of green smoke.

The second man blurts out,

“That sounds great. I wish for that too!”

POOF, the second man vanishes in a swirl of green smoke.

Before the third man gets to utter his wish, the front door bursts open.

A small horde of Zombies are hurriedly approaching the man and genie.

The genie tells the man to quickly place his wish.

The third man blurts out,

“I sure wish my buddies were back here to help me fight off these Zombies!”

POOF

What do you think?

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