Funny joke: A family is at the dinner table

A family is at the dinner table
The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases
In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm
In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit
After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks
“Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter
The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard
In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable
After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks
“Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”

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