Funny Joke: A new supermarket opened

A new supermarket opened in my county that promised the ultimate shopping experience.

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.

Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing, and you experience the scent of freshly cut grass.

In the meat department, there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The in-house bakery features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and pastries.

But yeah, I don’t buy toilet paper there any more.

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