A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job.
So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it.
Later they get together.
The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water.
Next week is his first communion.”
“I found a bear by the stream,” says the minister, “and preached God’s holy word.
The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.
” They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast.
“Looking back,” he says,
“maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”