Funny Joke – A wife bought a new nightdress

The wife bought a new see through nightdress,
She wore it without any undergarments and came swinging before the husband.
Aroused Husband says, “You look so beautiful and hot my darling.”
The wife says, “I know that, I tried it the same way at the store
and the salesman was the first one to tell me that.”

Funny Joke – Don’t bother coming after me

Funny Joke – I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend