After making love, the man excused himself and went into the bathroom.
When he returned, the woman sat up in bed and remarked,
“I can tell you are a doctor by the way you washed your hands before and after.
“Well, that’s right, ” the fellow said with a self-satisfied grin.
“Do you know what kind?”
The woman replied, ” I would say an anesthesiologist. “
“How did you know?”, asked the M.D.
She responded ,
” Because throughout the entire procedure, I did not feel a thing. “