Bubba and Billy Joe were on vacation.
While walking downtown window shopping, they see a sign on a store which reads, “Suits $10 each, shirts $2 each, trousers $3 each.
Bubba says to his pal, “Billy Joe, lookee there! We could buy a whole gob of these, take ’em back to Georgia, sell ’em and make a fortune.”
“Just let me do the talkin’, ’cause if they hear your accent, they might think we’re ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us.”
“Now, I’ll talk in a slow Texas drawl so’s they don’t know we is from Georgia.”
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Texas drawl,
“I’ll take 50 of them suits at $10, 100 of them there shirts at $2, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $3.”
“I’ll back up my pickup and…”
“The owner of the shop interrupts, “You all are from Georgia, aren’t you?”
“Well… yeah,” says a surprised Bubba. “How come ya’ll knowed that?”
“Because this is a Dry-Cleaners.”
