Funny Joke – I met my new neighbor today

I met my new neighbor today

I asked him “So what do you do for a living?” He says “well I’m a professor of logic over at the university.” I said “What’s that?” and he says “Well it’s easier if I show you.”

So he asks “Do you have a dog house?” And I said “Yes I do!” He says “Well logically speaking then you likely have a dog, right?” And I say “yes I do!” He then says “Well logically speaking if you have a dog you likely have kids that wanted a dog, right?” And I say “Yup I have 2 kids!” And he says “Well logically speaking if you have kids then you’re likely married to a woman, right?” And I say “Yea I am!” And he says “Well then logically you are a straight white male.”

Later that day I ran into my other neighbor at the store and I asked him “Hey did you meet the new neighbor?” And he goes “No I didn’t, what’s he do?” And I say “Oh he’s a logic professor over at the university.” He says “Oh what’s that?” And I say “Well it’s easier if I show you.” So I ask him “Do you have a dog house?” And he goes “No” so I said “Well logically speaking you must be gay.”

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