Funny Joke – Little Mary talking to Little Johnny

Little Mary talking to Little Johnny: I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.

Little Johnny: That’s mine. I dropped a twenty-cent coin there this morning.

Little Mary: But, what I found was two ten-cent coins!

Little Johnny: That’s it. I heard it break when it hit the ground.

Funny Joke – A drunk comes stumbling into a bar

Funny Joke: A new supermarket opened