Funny Joke: The barber

A young boy enters a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer,

“This kid isn’t too bright. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar in one hand and 2 quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want?”

The boy takes the 2 quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

“Hey boy! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the 2 quarters instead of the dollar?”

The boy licked his cone and replied,

“Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

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