Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts wash their hair with?
Shamboo.

Why are ghosts so fat?

Because they’re scared to exorcise.

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?

A poultrygeist.

You wanna hear a joke about ghosts?

Sure.

That’s the spirit!

Why did the tiny ghost join the football team?

He heard they needed a little team spirit.

I suspected my girlfriend was a ghost right from the beginning.

Starting with the moment she walked through those doors.

Why do ghosts hang out at bars?

Because they like booze.

Which room will you never see a ghost in?

The living room.

When a street performer dies, does he become a ghost busker?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Because you can see right through them.

What’s a ghost’s favourite dessert?
Boo-berry pie.

Where does a ghost go on vacation?

Mali-boo.

What is up a ghost’s nose?

Boo-gers.

What are a ghost’s favorite rides at the fair?

The scary go-round and the roller-ghoster.

What do you think?

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