Halloween joke: Cory Kahaney: Handling Halloween

Halloween is pay day, folks.

A lot of parents are strange; they say, Ration the candy.

I say, Let them eat as much as they want — they throw up, the rest is mine.

Thats how I handle Halloween.

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