halloween joke

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Ah, October! Almost time for Halloween.

This season reminds me of how I met my wife.

I went to a costume party, and saw her across the room.

Standing there all thin and tall and gorgeous next to her fat friend.

They’d come to the party together dressed as the number ten,

he tells the bartender.

“That’s when I knew, she was the one.”

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