Me and my girlfriend were going to a Halloween party last year and my girlfriend came down the stairs wearing nothing but boots.
I asked her “What are you suppose to be?”
She said, “Puss in boots.”
So I went into the kitchen and put a potato on my penis.
When I came back out, she asked me, “What are you suppose to be?” I said, “If you can be puss in boots, then I can be a dictator…”
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