Johny’s curriculum vitae:
Full name: John
Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
Mental health: mentally retarded.
Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named as Redwing and the lizard named as Notail
Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John
