A monkey is smoking a joint in a tree…
…when a small lizard comes and asks to join it. They get really high and at one point the small lizard says it’s thirsty. The monkey tells him that there is a lake nearby and the lizard goes there.
At the lake there is an alligator, he sees the red eyes of the small lizard and says “heeeeyyy small lizard! I know what you’re doing… Where can I get some??”. The lizard tells him about the monkey and points it to the tree, and there goes the alligator.
Arriving at the tree the alligator shouts ‘heeeeyyy monkeeeey!”. The very stoned monkey sees the alligator and says:
“HOLY CRAP SMALL LIZARD!! HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!?!”