Funny Joke – Little Johnny come to my office right now…

Boss: Shouting “Little Johnny come to my office right now…”
Little Johnny: “Yes sir”!
Boss : “Little Johnny, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me?”
Little Johnny: “Yes sir!, the customer is always right”.
Boss : “So what were you arguing about with that customer?”
Little Johnny: “He said my boss is stupid and an idiot sir”!
Boss: “That bustard. What did u say to him?”
Little Johnny: “I told him he’s right

Funny Joke – Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye

Funny Joke – A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane