What plants like Halloween the most?
What do birds say on Halloween?
Twick or tweet
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What would you find on a haunted beach?
Why didn’t the skeleton like the Halloween candy?
He didn’t have the stomach for it!
What’s worse than being a five-ton witch on Halloween?
Being her broom!
Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
It raises their spirits.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Why are vampires so easy to fool?
Because they’re suckers.
What did the ghost say when the skeleton lied to him?
I can see right through you.
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