What is it called when two mummies fart at the same time?
A mummy phones a restaurant and asks to reserve a table for the Pharaoh Sakrakhotep I.
The woman at the restaurant says, “Could you spell it out, please?”
The mummy says, “Of course: bird, two triangles, wavy line, bird again, jackal’s head, and a scarab.”
Archaeologists have uncovered a mummy in Egypt covered in nuts and chocolate.
They believe it’s Pharaoh Roche.
What do you call a male Mummy with a cold?
I’m not sure either. Sir Cough I guess.
Did you hear they found a mummy without bandages?
Archaeologists think they started the mummification process, but didn’t have time to wrap it up.
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger.
Why are mummies scared of vacation?
They’re afraid to unwind.
Why didn’t the man accept the mummy’s business proposition?
He thought it might be a pyramid scheme.
I passed my mummy embalming exam easily.
It was a no-brainer.
Why are mummies so hard for archaeologists to find?
Because they’re all kept under wraps.
What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?