Relationship Joke: A woman was taking an afternoon nap

A woman was taking an afternoon nap
When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace
What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight,” he said
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife
Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams.”

Three wishes

Funny Joke: Yo momma is so fat