Skeleton Jokes

Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with.

Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?

Because his heart wasn’t in it.

How did the skeleton know it was going to rain on Halloween?

He could feel it in his bones.

Why do skeletons never take any risks?

Because they have no guts.

What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?

The sax-a-bone.
Why couldn’t the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn’t have the nerves.

What do skeletons use to mug people?

A shoulder blade.

Why didn’t the skeleton like the Halloween candy?

He didn’t have the stomach for it.

Why was the skeleton sad?

Because he had no body to love.

How do you catch a skeleton?
With a rib cage.

Why do skeletons shy away from horror movies?

They have no stomach for them.

What do you think?

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