Tell me a joke: A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match

A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television.

The husband sighs and complains,

“This is disappointing.

It only lasted for 30 seconds!”

“Good,” replied his wife.

“Now you know how I always feel.”

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