Johnny was in class when his teacher asks:-
Johnny, there are five birds on a tree. You shoot one, how many are left.
None, miss. The others will fly away!
The right answer is four, but i like the way you think.
Johnny goes quiet, and then raises his hand.
Yes? – Miss, there are three ladies eating ice lollies.
One is s***kng it, one is li***kng it and one is biting it.
Which one is the married one?
The teacher goes red, starts to sweat and nervously says:-
The one that’s li**kng it? Johnny smiles._No, miss.
The one with the wedding ring. But I like the way you think…