Tell me a joke: Johnny was in class when his teacher asks

Johnny was in class when his teacher asks:-

Johnny, there are five birds on a tree. You shoot one, how many are left.

None, miss. The others will fly away!

The right answer is four, but i like the way you think.

Johnny goes quiet, and then raises his hand.

Yes? – Miss, there are three ladies eating ice lollies.

One is s***kng it, one is li***kng it and one is biting it.

Which one is the married one?

The teacher goes red, starts to sweat and nervously says:-

The one that’s li**kng it? Johnny smiles._No, miss.

The one with the wedding ring. But I like the way you think…

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