The President of France was awakened at 4am by the telephone.
“Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency!”
“I’ve just received word that the Durex factory in Paris has burned to the ground.”
“It is estimated that the entire French supply of condoms will be used up by the end of the week.”
President Macron replies, “Oh no! The economy will never be able to cope with all those extra babies.”
“We’ll be ruined. We’ll have to ship condoms in from China.”
His advisor says, “Bad idea… The Chinese will have a field day with this one. We’ll be a laughing stock. What about the USA?”
Macron agrees, “Alright, I’ll call President Biden and tell him we need five million condoms, ten inches long and three inches wide.”
“That way, they’ll continue to respect us as Frenchmen.”
Three days later, a delighted Macron ran out to open the first of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived.
He found it full of condoms, 10 inches long and 3 inches wide, exactly as requested.
All colored with the Stars and Stripes of the USA, and in small writing, was,…
‘Made In The USA – Size: Small.’
