Three pastors were having lunch at a diner.

Three pastors were having lunch at a diner.

The first one said, “You know, since the summer started I’ve been having a lot of trouble with bats in the loft and attic at my church. I’ve tried everything – noise, spray, cats – nothing seems to scare them away.”

The second pastor replied, “Me too. I’ve got hundreds of those things living in my belfry and in the narthex attic. I had the whole place fumigated, but they still won’t go away.”

The third pastor then said, “I had that problem a while ago. So I baptized them and made them members of the church. Haven’t seen one back since!”

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