Three wishes

Dylan was practicing his golf swing in his front yard when he swung a little too hard and sent the ball through his neighbors window
Dylan ran over and rang the doorbell three times
After no one answered for a few minutes, he opened the door to see broken glass everywhere, a lamp lying on the ground, and a huge fat Arabian man wearing a turban sitting on the couch
Dylan asked, “Who are you?” The fat man replied, “I am a genie you have freed from that lamp.” Dylan questioned, “Oh man, do I get three wishes?” The genie replied, “Since you freed me by accident you only get two and I get one.” Dylan thought about it and realized what he wanted, “I want to be the best golfer ever.” The surprised genie said, “You sure? Most people wish for money, but okay
Now your wife gets one wish.” Dylan brought over his wife who wished right away, “I want a million dollars every week of my life.” The genie said, “Granted
And now for my wish, I have been cramped up in that lamp for many years so its been a while since I’ve been with a woman
I want one day of wild, crazy sex with your wife, Dylan.” Dylan said, “No way!” The genie replied, “Not even for a million dollars a week?” Dylan turned to his wife, who said, “I guess for all that, I should
Well, not until Dylan leaves.” Dylan said, “Okay, have fun, I guess,” and left
Dylan’s wife then proceeded to have wild sex for the rest of the day with the genie
When they were finished, the genie asked how old her husband was
She said, “Forty-five.” The Genie laughed and said, “Isn’t he a little old to be believing in genies?”

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