What do you call a vaping vampire?
Vlad the Inhaler.
A man was drinking the blood of a vampire.
He said, “Hmm, irony.”
Why don’t vampires bet on horses?
They can’t handle the stakes.
To kill a French vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart.
It sounds easy but the process is painstaking.
Why are vampires so impulsive?
They never reflect on things.
I’ve set up a company to rid people of vampires.
I’m the main stakeholder.
Why don’t vampires go to barbecues?
They don’t like steak.
When does an idea kill a vampire?
When it dawns on them.
What kind of boat do vampires like?
Blood vessels.
How do you kill a vegan vampire?
With a steak to the heart.
What do you get if you cross a teacher with a vampire?
A blood test.
Which fruit is a vampire’s favorite?
A neck-tarine.
