Zombie Jokes

What do vegetarian zombies eat?


What do you call a zombie that writes music?

A decomposer.

What do zombie plumbers crave?


What do you call a zombie who stir fries?

A dead man wokking.

What do dyslexic zombies eat?


What do you call a zombie who doesn’t joke around?

Dead serious.

What do you call it when a zombie steals an idea?


What’s the one thing all zombies want?

Piece of mind.

What’s a zombie’s favorite drink?

A stiff one.

If zombies eat humans…

Does that mean they bite the hand that feeds them?

What’s a zombie’s favorite type of bean?

Human beans.

Why did the zombie stay home from school?

He felt rotten.

What do you think?

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