What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Grains.
What do you call a zombie that writes music?
A decomposer.
What do zombie plumbers crave?
Drains.
What do you call a zombie who stir fries?
A dead man wokking.
What do dyslexic zombies eat?
Brians.
What do you call a zombie who doesn’t joke around?
Dead serious.
What do you call it when a zombie steals an idea?
Plaguegiarism.
What’s the one thing all zombies want?
Piece of mind.
What’s a zombie’s favorite drink?
A stiff one.
If zombies eat humans…
Does that mean they bite the hand that feeds them?
What’s a zombie’s favorite type of bean?
Human beans.
Why did the zombie stay home from school?
He felt rotten.
